Hasty Haikus Vol. 6
by Jon Tewksbury
Why are you upset?
Was that your Fabergé egg?
I break another.
That clown sure looks sick.
Has he had too much to drink?
No, he has the clap.
“Guess what everyone?
We’re all trapped in this corn maze!”
Cannibalism.
Roughly translated,
haiku is Japanese for
“total shit poem”
