Hasty Haikus Vol. 5
by Jon Tewksbury
Special Movie Edition!
What is The Hobbit?
Is it like Lord of the Rings?
It is? Oh, okay.
The Sound of Music
features fun, melodic songs.
Also, some Nazis.
The Sixth Sense is great.
A boy can see dead people.
(Bruce Willis is one)
Avatar creatures
are Smurfs mixed with ThunderCats.
“Wrong!” – James Cameron
