January Quiz
by Jon Tewksbury
MACGYVER RERUNS : RECTAL ITCH ::
(A) carbon monoxide poisoning : 1976 Montreal Expos
(B) ice cream sundae : ringworm infestation
(C) pedophile clown : discount furniture surplus
(D) Civil War reenactment : handjob at Olive Garden
Of course, the answer is:
(A) carbon monoxide poisoning : 1976 Montreal Expos
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