Hasty Haikus Vol. 4

by Jon Tewksbury

Remember that show?

You know, that one with the whore?

Oh, you mean Full House.

 

My favorite day

is usually Sunday

because church is cool.

 

Fill up those balloons,

the party’s about to start.

Best funeral yet!

 

A comma is used

to place a pause in a phrase.

Well, well, well, that’s nice.