Hasty Haikus Vol. 3
by Jon Tewksbury
Storage Wars is on.
That old junk looks familiar…
My storage locker!
Severed my fingers.
Should have turned the chainsaw off
after killing Frank.
Don’t you just love it?
What is it, some kind of couch?
Nope, a tanning bed.
Bet you won’t eat this.
Well, I’m awfully hungry.
Not for this. It’s poop.
